YOU ARE STEWIE GRIFFIN IN ISO!
Yea, you're cute and no one suspects it, but boy have you been a trouble maker!
Dirty dishes? Do them later...then wait for someone else to get tired and just clean it themselves.
You're a social butterfly so quarantine has driven you up the wall to the point where you've just chosen the same comfortable outfit for the last 3 months and it's been the best decision you've ever made.
One pro side to your badass behaviour is that you give zero shits to others opinion, so you've been able to manage your business and keep things afloat no matter the drama and apathy going on in the world.
But maybe tune down on the Instagram stalking a little and feeding your cat 2 min noodles! Too far.
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